Category Archives: Workplace

Morton the Worm at the Usury Office

Just take another inch.  That’s all I owe this time, I swear – I paid off last’s month horses and card debts over the weekend.  Yeah, at the Edgewater branch – look it up if you don’t believe me, you … Continue reading

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Mumu the Irrelevant Mime

Mumu watched sadly as the tourists crossed the street to avoid having to walk in front of him.  What a sad state of affairs the world was in when people didn’t want to have to engage with the neighborhood mime … Continue reading

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Ten Prior Moments that led Jenna to this Point:

1. Hitting Hector Martinez in the face during 8th grade gym class, which led to Mr. Clannaugh sending me home , which led to me catching my father making his girlfriend silver dollar pancakes while my mother was at work. … Continue reading

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Ben’s Night Out

I sincerely forgot how much I despise going to dinner with Roger when he has his reviewer’s cap on.  One second we’re having a perfectly intelligent discussion about the dearth of ethical responsibility in the GOP, and the next thing … Continue reading

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Barry’s Yogic Tension

This is just embarrassing, he moaned in his mind as the class shifted into Warrior 3.  Over the shaking of his right thigh he could see Sam, calm and collected, smoothly inching down into the pose for a deeper burn.  … Continue reading

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The Template for a Tiny Life

There was a dearth of true tininess in the world.  It seemed like people were focused on the LARGENESS of things, the gigantic ratings and calorie counts and floor plans.  Nobody wanted a tiny studio, a too-small baby, a fabulously … Continue reading

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Mariah’s Skillful Delegating

Mariah spent most of her time plotting her delegations.  Whenever she was assigned a task by hellion-woman (otherwise known as her supervisor, Joan), she immediately broke the request down into its most basic parts and gave them to others.  The … Continue reading

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