Category Archives: Religion

The Template for a Tiny Life

There was a dearth of true tininess in the world.  It seemed like people were focused on the LARGENESS of things, the gigantic ratings and calorie counts and floor plans.  Nobody wanted a tiny studio, a too-small baby, a fabulously … Continue reading

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Tiny Tim’s Consultation

Bone saws.  Metal rods.  Implants.  Wheelchairs, canes, physical therapy, drugs.  Tiny Tim heard all the scary words and simply nodded solemnly.  He wanted to tell the doctor that there was nothing that could convince him not to get the surgery. … Continue reading

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Andy the Archangel

He took a final drag off his cigarette and threw it onto the ground.  This is the last time I help this shithead out, he thought angrily.  He couldn’t even be bothered to show up on time to get the … Continue reading

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Wavering Willy

When I see terrorists or political uprisings on TV my primary reaction isn’t fear, but jealousy.  To be singularly devoted to something, totally sure of where you stand on an all-consuming issue – that would seriously streamline my days.  Take … Continue reading

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Sissa the Citizen of the World

It’s somehow worked out that the only vocabulary I know in other languages is all based in conflict resolution.  Traveling with my brother Max in Spain, I learned how to say, “please don’t cut his head off with that broken … Continue reading

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Chelsea the Emotional Vampire

This is the worst christening I’ve ever been to in my life.  Granted I’m not like, the christening queen or anything – this is only like my second one – but seriously, this is stupid as hell.  It’s Sunday and … Continue reading

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