Category Archives: Athletics

Karen the Personal Trainer

There are two things I hate.  One, people who makes New Year’s resolutions, and two, people who break their little halfhearted pleas before the end of the first month.  What, did you just come up with the goal without any … Continue reading

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Barry’s Yogic Tension

This is just embarrassing, he moaned in his mind as the class shifted into Warrior 3.  Over the shaking of his right thigh he could see Sam, calm and collected, smoothly inching down into the pose for a deeper burn.  … Continue reading

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The Divisive Salmon

Sharon had refused to kiss him ever since he ate the salmon last Monday night.  Which was ridiculous, since obviously all traces of the salmon has passed through his body in the last 10 days, and definitely weren’t still in … Continue reading

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JJ the Friendly Pitbull

The look on the people’s faces when he trotted into the dog park always killed him.  The yuppies stared at him, categorized his muzzle, bite and markings, and then immediately scanned the area for their dogs/kids/friends like he was going … Continue reading

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The Sad Truth About Veronica’s Vlogs

Believe it or not, these vlogs are getting to be a huge albatross around my neck.  Now that so many people are watching them on a daily basis, I can’t just get up and vlog in my pjs with raccoon … Continue reading

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Leon the Office Cut-up

That joke was funny.  I would bet my life on it.  If there were some sort of gladiator-style joke fight-to-the-death arena that I could have told that joke in, I guarantee I’d be moving onto the championship round, laughing in … Continue reading

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Marilee’s Weight Loss Plan

It figured that just as she got old enough to really have to struggle her appearance, everyone knew about the dangers of smoking and tanning and diet supplements.  Why couldn’t I have been born thirty years ago, Marilee despaired as … Continue reading

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