Category Archives: Animals

Pickle the Cheetah

Pala is such a bitch, Pickle thought to herself as she poked her claw through the eye of the mouse she had been toying with.  She has no right to delegate her duties to me.  She’s barely even pregnant.  The … Continue reading

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Morton the Worm at the Usury Office

Just take another inch.  That’s all I owe this time, I swear – I paid off last’s month horses and card debts over the weekend.  Yeah, at the Edgewater branch – look it up if you don’t believe me, you … Continue reading

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Mumu the Irrelevant Mime

Mumu watched sadly as the tourists crossed the street to avoid having to walk in front of him.  What a sad state of affairs the world was in when people didn’t want to have to engage with the neighborhood mime … Continue reading

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Mr. Bubbles’ Lament

If only there were a way to convince her to take more baths, he thought as Tova turned the showerhead to the right.  Showers meant nothing for him but a long gaze through the mess of purple product bottles as … Continue reading

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The Divisive Salmon

Sharon had refused to kiss him ever since he ate the salmon last Monday night.  Which was ridiculous, since obviously all traces of the salmon has passed through his body in the last 10 days, and definitely weren’t still in … Continue reading

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JJ the Friendly Pitbull

The look on the people’s faces when he trotted into the dog park always killed him.  The yuppies stared at him, categorized his muzzle, bite and markings, and then immediately scanned the area for their dogs/kids/friends like he was going … Continue reading

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Sally’s Sob Story

Sir, when I woke up this morning I swear to God I had gone blind in my sleep.  Couldn’t see a damn thing – my first thought was, well, this is it.  This is a huge brain tumor pressing on … Continue reading

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