There is just something about an empire waist shirt, man. And yeah, I know it’s gay that I know the name of a certain kind of ladies’ shirt, but I had to look that shit up online, I like it so much. Just the way it puffs right out like that under the chest – just make everyone wearing it look so soft and comfortable, like just a female pillow you could lay your head on and relax forever. I see in my roommate’s lady magazines (yeah, I read them in the bathroom, so what?) they’re supposed to be going out of style because they make everyone look knocked up. I hope to hell they don’t. Maybe I could start a collection once they start showing up at thrift stores and then could give all the second-hand empire waist shirts to a new chick I might be seeing. Although I know from reading Cosmo that that shit would probably be a warning sign and all her friends would tell her to dump me. There has to be some way to make sure these shirts stay in my life until I have a female to put them on.
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