Monthly Archives: August 2011

Keene’s Craiglist Query

Hi all, So this ad is a little out of the ordinary.  I’m not looking for a “massage,” or a used end table or someone that I saw in passing on the Red line last week.  I’m looking for a … Continue reading

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Jamie’s Fifth-Life Crisis

Hi, everyone.  I made this DVD so you would have something to watch after you knew I was gone, something that might help you understand why I needed to go.  First off, I’m not dead, I swear.  I know it … Continue reading

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Alison’s One Vice

Alison was a nail biter – always had been, and she imagined she always would be.  She’d lost friends, boyfriends, relatives, all turned away by the sight of her gnawing on her already-bitten-to-the-quick fingers.  It boggled her mind to see … Continue reading

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Tobias’ To-Do List:

Buy new journal with better cover Change the feng shui in the apartment – maybe white couch in front of closet door? Get rid of the Pirates of the Caribbean cardboard cut out – summer is over Play Keno Count … Continue reading

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Sam’s Split-Second Decision

Oh boy.  Oh, wow.  OK.  Just keep chewing.  Eventually, enough saliva will collect in your mouth that the food will just dribble down your throat and you won’t have to actually swallow the horrific mess that Jill’s mother calls meatloaf.  … Continue reading

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Charlie Starts Dating Again

This is totally not how I thought this date would turn out, he thought at the edge of the platform.  Geenie seemed like a fairly normal girl with an abnormal spelling of her first name.  She liked flowers and seafood, … Continue reading

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Sally’s Sob Story

Sir, when I woke up this morning I swear to God I had gone blind in my sleep.  Couldn’t see a damn thing – my first thought was, well, this is it.  This is a huge brain tumor pressing on … Continue reading

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